So as some of you are curious to why people call me jappo, today I will tell you the truth about me.

Instead of calling me jappo, you can call me this piece of land call JAPAN. The truth about me is that in my body, there lies more than 1500 volcanoes. Some are active, some are in its dormant state. Most of the time, I have little volcanoes erupting in me but they are under control. Some days maybe a few more eruptive ones which I call moodswings.

But today, MY FUCKING MT FUJI JUST ERUPTED. SO PLEASE, JUST STAY AWAY.