I came across this forum and there was this guy who accidently ate expired food.

So he posted, 'I have been eating expired food lately!'.
Anxiously maybe. I assume. Can't be excitedly right.

Another guy replied, 'does it mean you are going to die and stop posting??!!'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING RETARDED !!!

I too can provide ROFL AND SHARE story for you my friends.

I need your urgent advice about employing a maid. As a busy mother, I need someone reliable to help out at home.

My maid is from Profits Agency Pte (PAP) and she has worked for me for a long time. Her mother worked for my parents and did an excellent job, so I had faith in her. For several years her performance has been very good, but recently she has become arrogant and insensitive, and is making lots of mistakes.

For example:

1) She flooded my kitchen - she told me that the drain pipe has blocked (she was supposed to clear it once a month but didn't). Then she assured me that it is very rare (once in 50 yrs) and won't happen again in the near future. Guess what? It flooded again within a year!

2) She didn't close a window and my terrier dog escaped. I was so worried cos he is dangerous and could bite lots of people. After the incident, she didn't apologise and just shrugged her shoulders saying "What to do, it has happened." Fortunately my neighbour found the dog and we locked it up again.

3) Without consulting me, she has been bringing in strangers for my house's maintenance work. She says they charge low wages and keep costs down, but they eat my food, make a lot of noise and rest on my bed. I think they even tried to seduce my husband. It stopped feeling like my home, more like a cheap hotel, and I don't always want to come back at the end of the day.

4) When she first came to work for me, I instructed her to clean the different parts of the house at least once a week. But for some time she has stopped taking care of the bedrooms of PP and H; they are now dirty and messy. I asked why and she told me that the kids had been disobedient, so she was neglecting their bedrooms as a punishment (she has forgotten that she is paid to clean all the rooms).

Even though my maid has worked for me for many years and I value what she has done in the past, I think she is now getting complacent. Her attitude is imperious and dismissive. She ignores my comments and basically treats my feedback as "noise". I wrote to the agency about her behaviour; they assured me that they are the best agency around and all their maids are "Committed to Serve" - but I think it is just rhetoric and I don't see that in her actions. Her salary is much higher than maids in other countries, but the agency say this is to keep her honest and stop her moving to another employer. They say there is a limited supply of maids, and isn't big enough for more than one good maid agency, so I should not trust their competitors.

I have to decide whether to renew my maid's 5-year employment contract. When we discussed this she said that she is now part of a team, and if I want her I must also accept her friends doing part-time work for me. One friend is very inexperienced, can't do basic tasks or explain what she intends to do. I suspect that she is actually underage. When interviewed, she only seemed interested in her days-off and visiting Universal Studios. When she couldn't answer my questions she stomped her foot and exclaimed, "I don't know what to say!" But I am still expected to pay her a high salary.

Now there happens to be a few other maid agencies - Workhard Pte (WP), New Solutions Pte (NSP), Super Personnel Pte (SPP) and Star Domestica Pte (SDP) - that offered me some helpers who seem sincere, genuine and intelligent. They are keen to work, willing to assist me and have a good attitude. I know that they may take a bit of time to learn how everything works …………………. just like when my maid first started with me

After your last entry, I continued with many other entries which you never had the chance to read.

What am I supposed to do with those painful memories.

Sometimes, karma do not bite you.

It bites the people around you, especially the ones you love.

I'm truely sorry.

Grudges will not flicker out and all of the ill feelings left will not be waived. The marked epoch, which by the way I distinguish it as the grotesque distortion, will eternally be scripted as an apocalypse. The catastrophe revolutionizes the way I have become. Literally put; detached, skeptical, and callous. Metaphorically interpreted as cold, insecure, and inhumane.

I abhor the transformation but it gives me the fundamental strength to overcome any stage play of mental torment.

There is time for grief, and grief it was time for. Indeed, there is a time for everything. Now, to set a good eye on a better tomorrow, in earnest hope of never having to relive the inhumane despondency once more.

Every single thing reminds me of you.
I miss you

and I hate it.

Maybe I'll get famous as the man who can't be moved.

Hello girlfriend :D

Jappo is my name, polo is my game.

And all we do is win win win no matter what :)

It has come to my attention that Bonitochico is the one of the more popular blogshop around here. And so peeps, setting up a BANDITOCHICO is just the way to get your new shop up its popularity as high. Plus I guarantee you will have free publicity on STOMP hahhaahhaha :D

And so dear friends, chapter two today teaches you how to up your popularity with the help from other's popularity, indirectly ;) BUT I do not guarantee your sales.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Either way, this malady of yours has taken a toll on your humanity and the knack to see things as they are and doing things as they ought to be done. You abide by your clauses so fervently, yet it's an irony that you'd listen to anyone and everyone else but yours truely. If only you could use the enthusiasm to improve on the situation instead of sticking by your presumption, I wouldn't have felt that it is worthless to hold on to anything, not even 5 percent.

In fact, what disturbs me most wasn't the fact that I was getting nonchalances from you. Instead, I was merely wounded by the truth that you were never there when I needed you. Maybe you did try but if that was your best, I cannot imagine how it would be if there weren't any attempts. Well I presume at this moment that you can see how you have unknowingly transformed me into such callous person, which by the way I abhor very much. Entangled in me is this enraged hulk that can't seem to be unleashed and it makes me feel so fucking annoyed at the fact that there seem to be nothing that can warm that cold heart of yours while the blood in me is already fucking boiling!

With those barriers built around you, I can never see nor feel nor even know you. We are of worlds apart and I guess I've been in denial, refusing to acknowledge the truth that has been calling out to me. But now I'm sober and it took me years to realise that opposite poles will never and should never meet, hence never meant to attract. I am abashed at the fact that I am never perfect and flawless in your eyes, for you will never see it that way, and vice versa. It is my pain to see the distance we come to turn into disaster, into this level of ambiguity. Your pain will come when you break the shell that encloses your senses and understanding.

I miss the times when everything was at its purest form, fully free from adulteration.

So I was on 176 just now. This blur cock lady board the bus and sat beside me.

After 2 stops, she suddenly ask me, 'sorry can I ask you what bus am I on?'.
So I said........ . . . . . '178'.
Andddd she was likeeeee, 'HUH?! OMG!!' and alighted at the next stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS CLASSSSSIC !! :D !

When your life gets really bored, instead of reading blogs like mine, you need to find your own entertainment in order to survive. And so dear friends, here is chapter one for you. Stay tuned ;) haahahahha

Past few days I've been busy making wantons and MORE WANTONSSS!!!

My nose never runs out of fillings but wanton skins are running lowwww.

Sounds delicious to you?? Hahahahahaaha ;)

So as some of you are curious to why people call me jappo, today I will tell you the truth about me.

Instead of calling me jappo, you can call me this piece of land call JAPAN. The truth about me is that in my body, there lies more than 1500 volcanoes. Some are active, some are in its dormant state. Most of the time, I have little volcanoes erupting in me but they are under control. Some days maybe a few more eruptive ones which I call moodswings.

But today, MY FUCKING MT FUJI JUST ERUPTED. SO PLEASE, JUST STAY AWAY.

I had a really enjoyable day until

10 girlfriends broke up with me, followed by 15 fucking car crash breaking every last piece of my bones, and a microwave oven instead of oats exploding in my face.

How could I possibly be okay even if I said I am?

You need to ask Santa for a heart this Xmas.
But, I don't think I can wait that long.

I had a damn fucked up day, it's unFUCKINGbelievably bad.

If you think that a bad break up is the most fucked up day ever,
then I must have had 5 bad break ups with 5 girlfriends today.

If you think that a car accident is the most fucked up day ever,
I WAS IN 5 CAR CRASH TODAY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY ?!!!?
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