I'm starting to diss guys more, and more

98% has ego bigger than their balls
95% of their life spent trying to know girls
92% clubs to scout
89% cheats on their girlfriend
87% cannot help hitting on others girlfriends
80% has the face of garoupa
skip
skip
skip
8% are bearable.
1% are finally my friends. hi bye not counted. gays included haha

True story.

they say put your hands up in the air,
NOT put your armpits in my face
NOR brush your armpits on my hair

buggers

Each morning you choose to move forward or to simply give up.

you will never know how I feel.

NEVER.

I ask myself the same question over and over again and I know the question will come back again tomorrow, until 2012 when the world ends,

AND I STILL WON'T GET MY ANSWER.

Why am I only at 2009. So long way more till 2012.

Can somebody give me a big bear hug ?

j: are you watching F1 !!
J: no, i'm watching F4.

In case you're wondering which j am I, DO I LOOK LIKE A F4 FANZZZZ ??!?!?!! AHHAHAHAHA NO ?!?!?!?!?!

I saved this 600th post for you but you didn't use it !

Haappy 25th <3
I hope you liked the thhhhrrrriiiiiillllll ! haha !

Get a grip, this isn't the end.
If you do not, then that's the end, FOR YOU.

it's true you know, that i have a pretty sad life. I would prefer to give my life to someone who would appreciate life more than me. I find it too draining, too tough to go by. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LAPTOP TO GO ONLINE!!

I don't even know what to say anymore. This is just the tip of what i'm going through. My, i really do sound pathetic.

Oh, have a happy 090909. You have 10 more minutes haha. Okay bye.

Visit to the beautician didn't help ): no in fact she didn't really do much for my face. She asked me to see a doctor )''''''; So anyway I went into body shop today with the intention of LOOKING only, I must admit the sales person was very good and experienced. She got me out of the store with a bag of.....

tea tree skin cleaning face wash, tea tree blackhead exfoliating wash, tea tree skin clearing toner, tea tree skin clearing lotion, tea tree blemish fade night lotion, tea tree oil, tea tree face mask, and throw in body wash and body scrub. Oh, and a throw in pink bag.

After applying everything, I smell like a hand-picked leaf.
Steam-distilled for the purest, most effective oil. As quoted. Haaaaaa !

Pop up words are the coolest, a bag of chocolate muffins with no lava is the sweeeetest, jane ho wen jing is the sexiest :D haha ! Love you la (:

Happy 2 YEARS ANNIVERSARY !!

You deserve to have CURRY FISH HEAD ;)
oh oh ohhh wait wait, I know what you're gonna say next.
'idiot.' RIGHT ? The 2 years haven't been nothing. haha !

<3

In year 2012,

I'm finally gonna get my degree,
the barrier shit's gonna be up at all stations.
my friend finally can celebrate her birthday again in the leap year
right, olympics in London. Mr phelps I'll be thrilled to watch you swim.
My my, I wouldn't forget about doomsday.

I look forward to 2012.

My life revolves around 4 women
whose vocab revolves around 4 words.

'anything', 'up to you', 'orh okay lor', 'i don't know'.

P.S to the 5th woman, please avoid those 4 words.