Swensens has became so much worse than the last time I visited, which was more than one and half years ago. I'm not exactly disappointed cause I never had high expectations of Swensens.



So that one day there, I kind of decided on a salmon and chicken sandwich, tried really hard to get someone's attention. So after much much trying, this guy came to me, "hi can I take your order?"



J: What size is your sandwich ?
the guy: Quite big la



zzz. like i know what is quite big. (later you will know his definition of QUITE BIG)



J: (shows the size of roughly 6 inch) this big ?
the guy: yah around there.



Sounds okay to me so he took my order and left AND CAME BACK.



the guy: 要不要砌一半？
J: no ? cut for what ?
the guy: 你们 share share 不要砌一半meh？
J: no thank you I'm eating on my own



Wah lao think we so poor have to share one meal meh. kns. Some more still meh me. Anyway after really long, so long until I not hungry anymore, the sandwich came.

AND WHAT THE FUCK ITS EVEN SMALLER THAN MY PALM ?!

It's almost like the size of KFC's $3.50 filet meal, you know the OR burger ? Like the shrooms burger. 3 inch at the most. Wah kaozzzzz. He still can tell me quite big. Still expect us to share.

And on top of that, I really don't like the servers there. They rather look at the floor than look at me. Don't go to swensens unless they giving out free meals.