Who the hell spends 30 minutes admire yourself and practise smiling before you sleep ?
HAAHHAHA, no la of couse I don't.


friend "hey your phone spoil !!"
man "huh ?"
friend (patiently) "you work for Nokia right, and my Nokia phone SPOIL"
man "why what's wrong ?"
friend "i can't delete messages !!"
man (browsing through inbox) "wah, you really got so many messages. why you never delete ? will hang one leh"
friend -_- "YES, I NOTICED."
man "then why you never delete ?"
friend "WAH LAU, I ALREADY TOLD YOU .. CANNOT DELETE !!"


ahhahah oh shit, damn stupid